Ridley Scott will direct Alien prequel

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guardian.co.uk

The director is set to return to his groundbreaking 1979 film that introduced moviegoers to ‘facehuggers’

It’s the news that fans of the original Alien film have longed to hear – Variety reports that Ridley Scott is to return to the franchise he launched in 1979, taking the director’s chair for a prequel.

Twentieth Century Fox’s announcement is unfortunate news for Carl Rinsch, a TV adverts director who was Scott’s original choice to take the reins on the new film. Some reports had suggested Fox was unhappy with the idea of an untried film-maker resurrecting the slasher-in-space series, and wanted Scott to step up from his original role as producer. It now looks like Fox has got its man.

The new film will be set before the events of Scott’s 1979 film, in which the crew of a commercial towing ship respond to a distress signal from the empty ship, only to discover too late that the signal was meant to warn them.

The prequel will be Scott’s first science fiction project since Blade Runner in 1982 and will be based on a script by Jon Spaihts, who seems to be Hollywood’s sci-fi writer of the moment. Apart from the Alien prequel, Spaihts is also working on Shadow 19, which has Keanu Reeves attached; Reeves in turn has hired him to write “space journey epic” Passengers. Spaihts is also reportedly scripting Children of Mars for Disney.

Scott, 62, is currently filming Robin Hood, which appears to have dropped its original name, Nottingham – it stars Russell Crowe as the outlaw, with Cate Blanchett as Maid Marian.

There have been four films in the Alien series, plus two spin-off Aliens vs Predator films, which brought Scott’s xenomorphs together with the extraterrestrial hunters spawned by John McTiernan in 1987. The prequel looks like it will be the first Alien film proper not to feature the iconic figure of Ellen Ripley, played by Sigourney Weaver.

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Didn’t expect her to laugh.

“What’s so funny?”

It takes her a minute to stop. Marbles used to get me like that. Back when he was a kid and shit he did was funny and not just a pain in my fucking ass. Little fuck used to get me all the damned time. Swear he timed it. Fucking milk or coke’d be flying outta my nose, the fuck. She’s laughing like that. Coughing. I wait till she stops.
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The Joy of Sex Toys

The Joy of Sex Toys: How Vibrators Stopped Being ‘Shameful’ Secrets | Sex and Relationships | AlterNet / Liz Langley

Once considered shameful, the vibrator has become a common part of most people’s sex lives. Turns out we like sexual pleasure.

I had my first encounter with a vibrator in my mid-20s.

Fairvilla Megastore, the most prominent adult retailer in Orlando, Fla., at the time, had a big, bright Plexiglas case with a bunch of vibrators in it, each corresponding to a button on a panel. A sign invited customers to “Try before you buy.”

After pussy-footing around for a few minutes, I pushed a button, bleating and jumping away as the corresponding toy hula’d and buzzed. I was raised around the animatronics of Disney World fergodsake, but all those talking ghosts, bears and Abraham Lincolns hadn’t prepared me for this salacious, gyrating wiener.
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26 Years Old and Can’t Write In Cursive

Slashdot / theodp writes:

“Back in 1942, Chicago mail-order house Spiegel’s looked to handwriting analysis to identify inconsistent, unreliable, poorly adjusted people. Ah, those were the days. TIME reports we are witnessing the death of handwriting, noting that Gen Y struggles with cursive and the group following them has even less of a need for good penmanship. And while the knee-jerk explanation is that computers are to blame for our increasingly illegible scrawl, literacy prof Steve Graham explains that kids haven’t learned to write neatly because no one has forced them to. ‘Writing is just not part of the national agenda anymore,’ he says. So much for 100 Years of Handwriting Success!

Nude couple’s outdoor sex session cut short by lightning bolt

Source: Metro.co.uk

A lightning quick sex session in a bush during a storm ended in a flash when a bolt of lightning struck the ground nearby making the earth move for the lovemaking couple.

Jens Gottlieb, 36 and his 28-year-old girlfriend Lisa Gruhn had pulled into a parking space on the busy A44 motorway in the state of North-Rhine Westphalia, western Germany, and after kissing and cuddling decided to get out of the car and head into the nearby bushes to make love.

Because the nearby service station near the town of Werl was relatively busy they went a short distance into the wooded area and hid themselves in a bush where they stripped naked.

They were so carried away that they didn’t stop even when thunder and lightning started to rip through the air – until a bolt of lightning struck the ground nearby.

The terrified pair ran out of the bush naked and fled in a torrential downpour that followed the lightning strike.

They lost their way and were spotted blundering around in the dark by another motorist in a parking space who called police.

Officers who arrived a short while later managed to find the naked and shivering pair and help them into dry clothes and took them home.