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Sneezing fetishist arrested for pepper attack

By xxxevilgrinxxx | Published: September 28, 2009
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[Metro]

A man has been arrested in Texas for blowing pepper into a woman’s face – because he has a fetish for women sneezing.

The elderly man was arrested in Commerce, Texas, last Monday after he blew the powdery substance into the face of a female store clerk at a hardware store checkout. He then did it a second time.

He then waited around the store for a few minutes, before leaving.

A police officer was able to identify and track down the suspect, and interview him about the incident – upon which he revealed his predilection.

‘We found out he’s got a problem,’ Police Chief Kerry Crews told the Herald Banner. ‘He becomes aroused by females sneezing.’

‘In my entire career I’ve never heard of anything like this,’ Crews commented.

The clerk was taken to a local hospital with a irritated throat and arm, while the suspect – who hasn’t been identified – is likely to face charges of aggravated assault.

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