Some of these are a prerequisite

Via Your Tango’s article “10 Traits Of Undateable Men We’d Still Date“. Wow. All I can say is that some people are really really picky. Like, stupidly picky. Weirdly picky. Of course, YT picks out 10 out of “Undateable“‘s 311 things that supposedly make men undateable, but still…wow. Here’s a few; I won’t list the whole ten:

1. Body piercings, multiple tattoos and faux hawks. Some of us have a soft spot for this look. Lip ring? Super-sexy. The bottom line? Spray tans are never* OK, but judging wardrobe/facial hair/body modification choices is incredibly subjective.

This one just baffles me. Tattoos are sexy. Maybe that’s just me. Then again, if it was just me there wouldn’t be so many tattooed people around so clearly somebody finds them sexy.

4. Playing Dungeons and Dragons and/or WoW. We thought that everyone had come to a sort of geek-is-chic consensus. Right…?

Um, gamer here. And there’s that Vin Diesel love I’ve got going on. Now there’s a sexy gamer. Dateable? Oh hell yeah!

5. Owning porn. While we don’t love staring at that Penthouse centerfold when we use his bathroom, we also don’t automatically think “perv” just because he enjoys porn. Sometimes, we enjoy porn, too!

Whistles innocently…if he doesn’t mind mine, I won’t mind his.

8. Having a stack of reading material next to the toilet. This is just one of the many items that caused this Love Buzzer to do a double take, gasp and exclaim, “But I do that, too!” Other items in this category: road rage and Renaissance Faires

*Scratches head in puzzlement*. Intelligence makes me all squishy inside so wouldn’t I want a guy that had a bunch of reading material in the bathroom? Road rage is a definite turn off and renaissance fairies? I don’t even want to ask…

What makes a guy undateable? How about being an inconsiderate douchebag? Sure, it’s a good old standby but there’s a reason why the classics are classics.