These tickle the hell out of me, maybe because it’s not where I expect to see him. Still – funny as hell 
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Alice Cooper: Welcome to my Nightmare
Raising Blind, Zombies at the hospital, and Obama steps up [I read stuff]
Wherein I read things, laugh, and pass them on to you…
FX To Gamble With Vin Diesel-Produced Series:
A future series with FX may be in the cards for Vin Diesel.
According to Deadline.com, the “Fast Five” star’s production company, One Race Films, is producing the pilot episode for “Raising Blind,” which has been acquired by the cable network.
The potential series is set in the world of underground gambling.
The pilot for “Raising Blind” reportedly will be written by Ben Younger and Jay Longino, based on a story by Josh Marchette, Longino and Younger.
“Rounders” director John Dahl will helm the project.
Younger wrote and directed the 2000 crime thriller “Boiler Room,” which starred Diesel, Giovanni Ribisi, Nia Long and Scott Caan.
[criticschoice.com Tim Lammers October 13th, 2011]
Bears in a hammock, Vin Diesel and Universal, and California Shark Fin Ban [I read stuff]
Wherein I read things, laugh, and pass them on to you…
Bears in a hammock, what could possibly top that?
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New James Bond? Fast 6 and 7, and counting crows [I read stuff]
Wherein I read things, laugh, and pass them on to you…
Idris Elba As James Bond? ‘I’d Consider It,’ Actor Says:
Call him Bond, James Bond?
Though Daniel Craig is about to embark on his third adventure as 007, speculation already abounds as to who will replace him. One name that has been the subject of intrigue is Idris Elba, the English actor best known for his role as intellectually fierce drug king Stringer Bell in HBO’s landmark series “The Wire.” That would make him the non-white James Bond — an idea which Craig himself first suggested after Barack Obama was elected president back in 2008 — and something Elba endorsed, if mildly, in an interview with the Guardian in 2009.
[huffingtonpost.com]
Vin Diesel can’t drive, terrified Conservatives, and Chris Carter’s “Unique” [I read stuff]
Wherein I read things, laugh, and pass them on to you…
Vin Diesel – I Only ACT Like I Can Drive:
Vin Diesel is an incredible actor — because he’s been pretending to be an amazing driver in all those “Fast and the Furious” movies, but turns out parking spots can be a bit, uhh … challenging?
[tmz.com]
Duchovny in “Phantom”, Damned Shark Murderers, and Killer Cantaloupes [I read stuff]
Wherein I read things, laugh, and pass them on to you…
How Andy Garcia got David Duchovny all wet…:
Mulder’s now on the case of the mysterious ‘Phantom’.
David Duchovny (“The X-Files”, “Californication”) has joined Ed Harris and William Fichtner in the submarine thriller “Phantom”. Duchovny replaces, strangely enough (since they’re not at all alike), Andy Garcia in the movie. Natascha McElhone, who stars with Duchovny on TV’s “Californication”, is also onboard the film.
Todd Robinson (“Lonely Hearts”) directs the film, set on a submarine during the Cold War, which is based on his own script.
Variety says of Duchovny’s role :
Duchovny will portray the leader of the Soviet special forces team aboard the submarine, whose mission is cloaked in mystery.
[moviehole.net "Caffeinated" Clint September 28th, 2011]
Hugh Jackman, On WWE Raw, Breaks Dolph Ziggler’s Jaw
It’s Wolverine, bub.
Hugh Jackman appeared on WWE Raw on Monday night, making an effort to reach out to the young male audience that could make or break his upcoming robot boxing film, “Real Steel.” A unique blend of glitzy showman and physical specimen, Jackman helped move story lines and drama along, and near the end of the night, got in his own bit of action.
The star ended up in the corner of underdog wrestler Zach Ryder as he took on Dolph Ziggler, a heel wrestler known for antagonizing the audience and his opponents. He extended the annoyance to Jackman, intentionally confusing his famed Marvel X-Men character with Batman.
So Jackman made him pay.
Fast forward to 1:05 in the video below and check out Jackman just straight up laying out Ziggler with a punch that would make his robot buddies proud. And while it was staged, the results certainly weren’t planned.
“land in Bikini Bottom 9:30 am, MRI scheduled for 1 pm…..possible fractured jaw #thanksBatman” Ziggler tweeted on Tuesday, apparently so disoriented by the punch that he thought he was Spongebob Squarepants. “hairline mandibular fracture. Guess i’ll put my chipotle in a blender for a few weeks, its not ballet #HEEL > heal,” he added later in the day, confirming the injury.
It’s hard to say, this being professional wrestling, whether he actually had his jaw broken, or the scripted series has moved over to social networking, too. After all, the whole event was to build buzz for “Real Steel,” and the WWE, andwell, we’re doing just that by writing about the event. Either way, it was a pretty nasty punch.
Riddick art! Drunken Moose, and the earth, from ISS [I read stuff]
Wherein I read things, laugh, and pass them on to you…
More Riddick artwork released!:
In the spirit of Creative Sundays…
Concept art and Key frames allow a production to explore possibilities before actually committing to film. The road to the “R” rating, that so many of you were vocal about, has been a long one. The advantage however, (never empower the negatives) was that we were allowed a really extensive preproduction. The art work is so good, the artists have really outdone themselves in illustrating this world at it’s early stage.
When this film comes to the screen… know that you willed it into being!
Haha…
[Vin Diesel]
Killer boop, Jackman on ‘RAW’, Married life, and the X-Files! [I read stuff]
Wherein I read things, laugh, and pass them on to you…
Hugh Jackman to host RAW on Sept 19th:
On Monday September 5th, the WWE announced that world renown actor Hugh Jackman will be hosting Monday Night RAW in two weeks on September 19th. Jackman is potentially the biggest star to ever host an episode of RAW. According to WWE.com, Jackman made the following comments about his upcoming appearance and the film he will be promoting:
“In two weeks, I’ll be climbing into the ring on Raw to hang with the Superstars and the give the WWE Universe an exclusive first look at my new movie, Real Steel. Don’t miss it,”
Jackman’s movie “Real Steel” comes out on Friday October 7th. Hugh already has a connection with the WWE. Jackman and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson are acquaintances as The Rock has recently helped Jackman to bulk up for an upcoming film.
[examiner.com Rick Rockwell September 5, 2011]
