Time Scapes, Dystopia is now, Looks like a gun, and terrible sex in fiction! [I read stuff]

Wherein I read things, laugh, and pass them on to you…

TimeScapes 4K:

Presented without comment because, really, what could I say that this beautiful video doesn’t say for me?

[Timescapes / via gizmodo]

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A Beautiful Glimpse of the Milky Way From Spain’s Tallest Mountain:

Certainly, Norwegian photographer Terje Sorgjerd has a talent for capturing the awe-inspiring. Taken on El Teide in the Canary Islands, this time lapse captures the Milky Way galaxy overhead as sand wafts across the landscape as gold clouds. [The Awesomer][gizmodo]

This was filmed between 4th and 11th April 2011. I had the pleasure of visiting El Teide.
Spain´s highest mountain @(3715m) is one of the best places in the world to photograph the stars and is also the location of Teide Observatories, considered to be one of the world´s best observatories. [Via: Vimeo]

Welcome To Alien/Predator Hell, A Wholly-Owned Subsidiary Of Weyland-Yutani Inc.

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You may have wondered if we really needed another Aliens Vs. Predator game… but this new ultra-bloody, sarcastic “story trailer” may just win you over. After all, the Weyland-Yutani Corp. does have your best interests at heart.
[USA Today]

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Hippo Christmas Song

This ad from Telus (British Columbia telephone company) just started running here last night. The first time I saw it, I actually giggled (then I had to kill everyone that heard me. Giggling, I mean, REALLY! Ugh!) I think it’s a Fantasia hold over for me; I love those hippos.
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Vin Diesel on Helium

This is an old video but it popped up again on Urlesque, and I never get tired of hearing it. Put down your drink before you splash your keyboard!

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Cadbury Dairy Milk Glass and a Half Full Productions

I’ve fallen in love with this damned crazy commercial! Every time it comes on I have to stop what I’m doing and watch it, it always cracks me right the hell up :D
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