10 Greatest Handguns in All of Science Fiction and Fantasy [io9]

10 Greatest Handguns in All of Science Fiction and Fantasy:

10) Mal Reynolds’ Sidearm (Firefly)

We weren’t really sure whether to include this one, but it got by far the most votes in our Facebook poll. (There’s just something about Browncoats and polls.) And you have to admit, it is a gorgeous piece of ordnance. According to this super-detailed gun-related website, it’s an antique-styled weapon, but judging from the sound effect, it uses some unknown futuristic propellant. Like everything on Firefly, it’s retro but also futuristic.

9) Deckard’s hand-cannon (Blade Runner)

By all accounts this gun shoots explosive shells, meaning it makes quite a mess if Deckard decides he didn’t like your responses to those turtle questions. And it’s a big scary gun, with some rifle characteristics as well as bits of a basic .44. It’s got intimidation as well as blasting power.

8) The Lawgiver Mk II (Judge Dredd)
7) The Needler (The Stainless Steel Rat and Halo)

6) The Colt (Supernatural)

We have to give some props to a gun that can kill almost anything. It’s the ultimate magic gun! Made by gun-maker Samuel Colt (whom we met last week), this gun is enchanted with such powerful spells, it can kill even the most powerful demons and beasties. There’s only a few supernatural creatures whom the gun won’t work on… including one of the most important evildoers in the Supernatural mythos. Still, it’s a great plot device and an awesome object for your mystical gun fetishism.

5) Winona (Farscape)
4) The Noisy Cricket (Men In Black)
3) The DL-44 Heavy Blaster (Star Wars)
2) The Good Samaritan (Hellboy)
1) The mighty Phaser (Star Trek)

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READ: Nathan Fillion brags: Unlike Han Solo, Mal Reynolds shoots first:

The lads from Geeks vs. Nerds aimed to settle one of sci-fi’s longstanding debates: Who’s the better rogue smuggler, Star Wars‘ Han Solo or Firefly‘s Mal Reynolds? And guess who was called in to make a case?

Last Saturday, at Halifax, Nova Scotia’s HAL-CON convention, the Geeks vs. Nerds improv troupe held a panel that wanted to determine, once and for all, who was the better deliverer of illegal goods in a sci-fi milieu, the scruffy-looking nerf-herder or Captain Tightpants.

The GvN crew pleaded their respective cases, as did members of the audience, but the final word came from Nathan Fillion himself, who called in to the panel and listed the four ways the Serenity‘s captain trumps the dude who drives the Millennium Falcon.

Among them: “Malcolm Reynolds is a man with a plan. Certainly, plans do not always go his way, but he is a man with a plan. Solo, on the other hand, is making it up as he goes along.”

Fillion chimes in at around 24 minutes into this salty, occasionally NSFW podcast.

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A Shepherd’s Tale

Firefly’s Shepherd Book, one of the more enigmatic of the show’s characters, is about to get the graphic novel treatment via Dark Horse.

Ron Glass is interviewed by Optimus Douche, of Ain’t it Cool :

OD: No doubt, since it’s been, what, five years since “Serenity” the movie was in theaters. So, how does it feel to come back to the FIREFLY universe for this origin prequel?

RG: This is a great opportunity for me and I think it will be a thrill for Serenity fans. All of the questions they’ve been asking me at the conventions over the years will finally be answered. I know the fans are going to go crazy because this book will be packed with some really wonderful stuff.

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Reboot These Sci-Fi Shows Next

Of course the list would start with Firefly. If ever there was a series that cried out for more seasons, it was this show. So it tops the list. I’ll highlight the rest of my faves and you can check out the link at Wired for the rest:

Reboot These Sci-Fi Shows Next, Wired.com Readers Plead

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#1: Firefly

Bring back Firefly!!! –Trev

More Firefly! Although that doesn’t need to be reimagined — quite daft at core. Zombies in a 40-planet solar system. No faster-than-light travel, but daft from another direction. –galfridus

More Firefly, and original science-fiction programming in general. The scripts are out there; it’s not rocket science. Take a risk. –Damob21

Firefly. No question about it. –samunj

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