The Walking Dead! FBI changes rape definition, and Reproductive Rights [I read stuff]

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Better ice cream stacking!

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Frank Darabont’s Amazing Walking Dead Episode That You’ll Never See:

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walking_dead428x350 Wondering how the second half of Walking Dead season two will be different without Frank Darabont at the wheel? Here’s one brilliant storyline the ex-show runner had planned, which was straight out of the Twilight Zone. And sadly, it will probably never see the light of day.
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[Darabont said to me], “Look, I think it would be really cool to tell a prequel story about how Atlanta fell. Do Black Hawk Down, but with zombies. And have a few main characters pass through, like a Twilight Zone episode [and] the lead will be you. And your character will go through and you’re a soldier and all these horrible things happen, the chain of command breaks down, and eventually you have to take out your superior officer to save a bunch of people. Then, eventually in the end, you get bit.”

And [Darabont is] pitching me this, “You’re crawling and you crawl into this tank and you have this grenade and you’re going to blow yourself up. But you set the grenade next to you and you die. Then, we reprise the scene from the pilot, where Rick crawls in the tank and there’s a zombie there.”

And if you look closely, I played that zombie because we were setting up this prequel we were going to do. If you watch the pilot of Walking Dead, that’s me in the tank as the zombie. And then Rick blasts him and he gets deafened, and he gets that grenade which saves him at the end of the season. Well, we were going to tell the history of the grenade. We were going to tell, also, how another character who is being introduced in the second season how he comes to a certain thing. They were going to do all this cool stuff. Not doing it now. Why? Because AMC wanted to save a few bucks. That’s just one example of the king of cool, awesome forethought that this guy put into the show that is now absolutely for naught.
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[io9.com/6 jan 2012]

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Worst Sex Lies, Famous Writers Take On Twilight, and Evil Cream Cheese! [I read stuff]

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Best (Worst?) Sex Lies of 2011:

Well, my plans to blog some of the best of 2011 totally fell apart, and for that I apologize. I thought I would make it up to you by compiling a list of some of my favorite (or most disturbing) moments in sexual misinformation. These are some of the strangest, most dunderheaded, or most appalling falsehoods of the year, at least when it comes to doin’ it. You’d think Americans in 2011 wouldn’t be so dumb, but sadly, we have a long way to go before we start getting smarter about sex.

[pandagon.net/Amanda Marcotte/31 Dec 2011]

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Riddick’s back, Aliens on Ice, and what the hell can I substitute? [I read stuff]

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‘Chronicles of Riddick’ New Movie BACK ON After Cash Starts Flowing:

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Vin Diesel’s new “Chronicles of Riddick” movie is back from the dead … TMZ has learned … after the production company scrounged up enough cash to pay off some long overdue bills.

We broke the story … the movie came to a screeching halt last month, when the guy who owns the Montreal studio where the film is being shot LOCKED OUT the cast and crew after complaining that he hadn’t gotten paid.

But things have FINALLY changed … so says studio owner Michel Trudel, who claims the production company recently paid up … and he’s willing to allow the flick to pick up where it left off.

Sources connected with the production tell us … the studio payment is just ONE step in the right direction — noting that several members of the crew who had been griping about not receiving paychecks WILL INDEED get their cash in the very near future.

We’re told that filming will resume on December 28.

[tmz.com 27 nov 2011]

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Conservatives wreck SGU, turkey and the US as a whole! [I read stuff]

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As if I didn’t have enough reasons not to like conservatives, here’s another one…
Did Conservatives Kill Stargate: Universe?:

Brad Wright has been frequently been associated with the comment that “Conservatives killed Stargate.” In fact, I think this is a misquote. I can’t find anywhere that he specifically said this, but I have found plenty of comments with resentment that people didn’t come over to the new show, and some of ‘em are of the sort that could be interpreted to mean that, whether he did or not.

SO whether he meant it or not (I personally don’t think he did) it’s become a matter of fannon that we pulled the plug on MY favorite franchise.

So did we? Maybe.

[republibot.com Republibot 3.0 23 nov 2011]

…so, did they? I think there was probably quite a few things in SGU that would piss off a conservative: a lesbian character, infidelity, the whole business with stones and sexuality, that “we” aren’t on top of the whole universe anymore, that the military isn’t a perfect happy shiny place where no wrong is done, ever. Those happened to be a lot of the things I liked about this version of Stargate, that nuanced take on humanity. It doesn’t even have to be a “republican party” sort of conservatism, but it certainly was a very conservative take on what was acceptable scifi that I noticed in direct opposition to SGU. A lot of SG1 and SGA fans just were not happy that there was any sort of change in something they considered theirs, so in that sense, yes, conservatives – at least of a science fiction variety – certainly had a part in killing SGU. Thoughts?
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Pumpkin Launch! Dan Savage and the magic of Pringles! [I read stuff]

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Lake Orion hosts 4th annual Pumpkin Launch:

LAKE ORION, Mich., Oct. 16 (UPI) — Lake Orion, Mich., hosted its fourth annual Pumpkin Launch, an event utilizing physics to send pumpkins flying hundreds of feet across a field.

Four teams used devices called trebuchets, Middle Age war machines similar to catapults, to hurl pumpkins into the far distance Saturday, the Detroit Free Press reported.

[UPI Oct. 16, 2011]

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Duchovny in “Phantom”, Damned Shark Murderers, and Killer Cantaloupes [I read stuff]

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How Andy Garcia got David Duchovny all wet…:

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Mulder’s now on the case of the mysterious ‘Phantom’.

David Duchovny (“The X-Files”, “Californication”) has joined Ed Harris and William Fichtner in the submarine thriller “Phantom”. Duchovny replaces, strangely enough (since they’re not at all alike), Andy Garcia in the movie. Natascha McElhone, who stars with Duchovny on TV’s “Californication”, is also onboard the film.

Todd Robinson (“Lonely Hearts”) directs the film, set on a submarine during the Cold War, which is based on his own script.

Variety says of Duchovny’s role :

Duchovny will portray the leader of the Soviet special forces team aboard the submarine, whose mission is cloaked in mystery.

[moviehole.net "Caffeinated" Clint September 28th, 2011]

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Victory! The Food Network Stops Promoting Shark Meat

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Threatened sharks just swam a little closer to conservation. After many people signed a petition urging the Food Network to stop featuring shark as food, the media company removed all shark recipes from its popular Web site and issued a statement on the future use of shark at the network.
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Huge cream puff! Fast 6, and one step to Godwin [I read stuff]

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Bakers create world’s largest cream puff:

WEST ALLIS, Wis., Aug. 12 (UPI) — Wisconsin bakers have created the world’s biggest cream puff — weighing in at 125.6 pounds, officials say.

Guinness World Records certified the cream puff, 38 inches wide and 7-1/2 inches high, as a world record Thursday at the Wisconsin State Fair, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reported.

Danny Girton Jr., corporate adjudications manager for Guinness World Records, said the cream puff would appear in the 2013 edition of the book of world records.

Team Cream Puff, led by David “Puff Daddy” Schmidt, created the huge dessert, which took 6-1/2 hours to bake in an oversized oven.

No record existed for a cream puff, and Guinness decided the entry would have to weigh at least 50 pounds to be considered.

“It is three times bigger than the minimum requirement. … We blew it out of the water,” Schmidt said. “There was a lot of pressure to do this and do this right.”

The Sentinel said 10 to 12 people prepared the two outer shells and 15-1/2 gallons of cream into the night and the team put it together on a scale in front of more than 100 people on a stage Thursday at the State Fair ground’s Central Park.

But fair-goers couldn’t sample the gigantic cream puff.

“It has to be disposed of now,” Schmidt said. “It has been in the heat too long.”

[UPI 12 Aug 2011]

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