Time Scapes, Dystopia is now, Looks like a gun, and terrible sex in fiction! [I read stuff]

Wherein I read things, laugh, and pass them on to you…

TimeScapes 4K:

Presented without comment because, really, what could I say that this beautiful video doesn’t say for me?

[Timescapes / via gizmodo]

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Earth’s Auroras

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We’re 99% certain this is the most beautiful footage of Earth’s auroras yet recorded:

Boy howdy, this video definitely confirms that if you’re going to gaze at our planet, the International Space Station is the best seat in the house. This video was shot during Expeditions 28 and 29 aboard the ISS from August-October of this year. Time to pretend you’re an alien fleet joy-riding through the Milky Way.

[io9 Via Notcot]

Prettiest Thing You’ll See All Day

A Beautiful Glimpse of the Milky Way From Spain’s Tallest Mountain:

Certainly, Norwegian photographer Terje Sorgjerd has a talent for capturing the awe-inspiring. Taken on El Teide in the Canary Islands, this time lapse captures the Milky Way galaxy overhead as sand wafts across the landscape as gold clouds. [The Awesomer][gizmodo]

This was filmed between 4th and 11th April 2011. I had the pleasure of visiting El Teide.
Spain´s highest mountain @(3715m) is one of the best places in the world to photograph the stars and is also the location of Teide Observatories, considered to be one of the world´s best observatories. [Via: Vimeo]

Welcome To Alien/Predator Hell, A Wholly-Owned Subsidiary Of Weyland-Yutani Inc.

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You may have wondered if we really needed another Aliens Vs. Predator game… but this new ultra-bloody, sarcastic “story trailer” may just win you over. After all, the Weyland-Yutani Corp. does have your best interests at heart.
[USA Today]

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Hippo Christmas Song

This ad from Telus (British Columbia telephone company) just started running here last night. The first time I saw it, I actually giggled (then I had to kill everyone that heard me. Giggling, I mean, REALLY! Ugh!) I think it’s a Fantasia hold over for me; I love those hippos.
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Vin Diesel on Helium

This is an old video but it popped up again on Urlesque, and I never get tired of hearing it. Put down your drink before you splash your keyboard!

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Cadbury Dairy Milk Glass and a Half Full Productions

I’ve fallen in love with this damned crazy commercial! Every time it comes on I have to stop what I’m doing and watch it, it always cracks me right the hell up :D
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